December 2009
11 posts
Taxidermists are F***ing Weird [PIC] →
It takes a strange individual to want to dismember and stuff dead animals for a living. And here is the proof.
Two-Party System →
“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and...”
– Tom Robbins (via quote-book)
What’s the difference between an apple?
The more you polis,h it gets.
So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, “Would you pass the soap,” and the other duck says, “What do I look like, a typewriter?”
A friend asks: How are an aspirin and an elephant alike?
They’re both small, white and round, except for the elephant.
